Its all true, the boogie girl is real, and you've found her. She knits, sews, spins, does pottery and writes it all down in this blog.
Monday, June 06, 2005
Gone with the Sock
I finally finished a project for the 6 Sox Knitalong. It was the
Oh, spiral sock! I love you. I love you, I do. The pattern is an ingenious way to stripe without jogs. Still, it's not right that such a sock mocks a lady through tangles and giggles. It's enough to drive a lady right into the cotton fields. I know I heard the sock mocking me. Fiddle-dee-dee.
Frankly my dear sock, I don't give a knit!
As Knit is my witness, as Knit is my witness they're not going to mock me. I've knit through this and now it's all over, I'll never be mocked by socks again. No, nor any of my favorite blog-folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As Knit is my witness, I'll never be mocked by socks again.