Its all true, the boogie girl is real, and you've found her. She knits, sews, spins, does pottery and writes it all down in this blog.
Thursday, February 10, 2005
Not so long ago Bubba was sick. As I was giving her a kiss she said, "not on the lips mama, you might get sick, only kisses on the cheek when I'm sick".
To which my response was "I'm mama, I don't get sick from little girl kisses".
To prove my point I stood up, hands on hips, cape billowing out in the wind from sneezes. There is an invisible bubble around me. A germ defeating bubble. It is impenetrable if you are a germ. Back off, germ! I'm mama.
Little did I know that the germs upon seeing this display would send out an elephant. The bubble cannot keep out an elephant that wants to sit on your chest. I should have asked for the germ AND elephant resistant bubble. I didn't think ahead and look where it's got me.
Mama has a cold. You don't think it was my cocky attitude that got me this cold do you? Naw. Couldn't be. Damn elephants.
Just so that you have some sort of knitting proof, here's Baltic. That is clay in those fingernails. I'll give you 2 guesses at what I've been doing lately and the first guess doesn't count.
That's all I've knit and that's where it will stay for a while.
That's a whole post worth of explaining in itself.....
This might perk you up. I just put a little package in the mail for you! Oh yeah!!!
The yarn and clay can wait. Lay back, watch a good smarmy movie and have some tea. I hope you feel better!
Yer Secret Pal
Hey, your former secret pal got to post right after your current secret pal. That's pretty cool.
And I was going to ask you, please, to remind me what the funky needle that is one end knitting needle/one end crochet hook does... a little old lady at my guild meeting thinks I know everything, and I had to *sob* confess that there was one thing I didn't know!