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Wednesday, December 22, 2004
My bum held me up
Quite the title right?
I bet you are wondering what you are in for.
Ok nothing quite so sinister.
I got a tail in the mail.
Taking a pic was the trick
It's not easy being this cheesy...
I think I need more coffee. Can you beleive that I almost gave that stuff up?!?! It was giving me heartburn so I didn't drink it for a few weeks (long weeks) until I remembered that I should be getting more calcium in my life. My doctor told me to take Tums with calcium. So now I think of the coffee heartburn as a way to tell me to take my Calcium. Coffee is looking out for me. Good coffee.
Ok back to the task at hand. Bum pictures. It's not easy to get a picture of my posterior. It seriously held me up from making my post this morning. Not that you really want to see it but I'm going to post it anyway. Laura my KR Santa pal sent me a "naughty and nice" gift. Very cute idea. Let's get on with the show.
That's the tail. And at my feet is our dog that was born without a tail inspecting my newly found appendage. I wonder if she's plotting how to take my tail. She is the "naughty" dog of the house. Then as I'm contemplating the naughty dog....
The naughty child comes up behind and steals my tail!
Ok so now it's time to be nice. No more naughty. I don my halo
And put on my best "Yes Santa. I've been a very very good girl this year." I hope it works. I also received some bath salts. I wonder if they are the healing kind. You know, the kind that chases away demons. It didn't say they were exorcist ones but they should at least help sooth the inner beast.
And then to top it all off, Laura sent me some yarn and a pattern to make mittens just in case I can't keep up the "nice" I'll at least have warm hands.
The yarn is Noro and so soft. It's also in one of my most very favorite colors. Thank you Laura. You are a peach!