Its all true, the boogie girl is real, and you've found her. She knits, sews, spins, does pottery and writes it all down in this blog.
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
Did you hear that Disneyland closed it doors? The official response was that they could no longer attract the amount of visitors and will be starting a new venture in the same area.
Due to the popularity of the fiber arts Disney land will re-open as KnitLand. It will be the happiest little place on Earth for all the fiber folks. The perfect place to meet up with other knitters.
Special new Features:
- The movie theaters will have little lights at the armrest of each seat so each knitter could knit as they wished.
There will be many areas set up with comfy couches and special spinning stools. Some areas will have spinning wheels that any one can use so you won't have to tote your wheel around. But should you bring your own wheel there wil be golf carts for your use that are specially fitted to safely carry your wheel as you move from area to area.
Epcot center will now show how the fiber arts are in other areas of the world. You will be able to purchase goods and take classes in traditional techniques.
In the Imax theater you will be able to see a 3-d movie of the life of yarn. From animal to finished garment. How fun will that be to "BE" the yarn? "no no, not the spit splice!"
**edit** Very important, I forgot about all the Husbeasts.... They need a beer garden so they'll be happy being dragged along. The beer garden is going to have a fully stocked bar and also giant screen TV's (many so they can all watch different sports or whatever) and also pool tables, air hockey and darts. Plenty of stuff to keep the men busy for a couple of days.